"Dancing With The Stars" announced their lineup of celebrities for season 11 starting September 20th, and it's pretty well rounded. Allow me to rank the cast, in order of, well, my personal bias:
Chicks:
6.Margaret Cho...expect her to be eliminated early. Sorry
5.Bristol Palin...it's sad that Sarah Palin's knocked up daughter qualifies as a "star."
4.Jennifer Grey...the chick from Dirty Dancing (who's 50 now). The girls will vote for her.
3.Brandy...more of a singer than a dancer, but she should do well rehearsing.
2.Florence Henderson...Mrs. Brady? Wow! Let's see if the old lady can keep up.
1.Audrina Patridge...hot girl from MTV's "The Hills," good enough for the top ranking.
Dudes:
6.Michael Bolton...snooze alert, the 60 year old women will eat this guy up in voting.
5.Kyle Massey...the kid from the Disney Channel, he'll leave early since teens won't call in.
4.Kurt Warner...since he has no finesse or footwork in an NFL pocket, I doubt he's gonna pick up the cha-cha in 3 days.
3.David Hasselhoff...The Hoff is an automatic entertainer, sober or drunk. Fan favorite.
2.Rick Fox...Mr. Rico Suave of former NBA players, the former Laker and Celtic has the talent to win this season.
1.The Situation...are you kidding me? He fist pumps and grinds with chicks every night at the club, and knows how to work a crowd. The best contestant on the show
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