Token Razzie Picks

Tonight is the Razzie Awards, where the worst movies in Hollywood are celebrated the night before the Oscars celebrate the best movies in Hollywood. Started back in 1980, the Razzies have been handing out The Golden Raspberry Award to "winners" that include Sandra Bullok.

This year's nominees include, yet again, some of the biggest money-makers (Twighlight Saga: Eclipse) and stars (Jennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Jack Black) in this year's Hollywood "films."

Let's take a look at who The Spinoff thinks will take home some of those Golden Raspberries. And let's keep in mind that The Spinoff only watches good movies, so we don't watch these crappy pieces of so-called cinema.

Worst Prequal, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequal

• Clash of The Tians
• The Last Airbender
• Sex & The City 2
• Twilight Saga: Eclipse
• Vampires Suck

Token Pick: Twilight Saga: Eclipse. The Razzies love to nominate the Twilight movies. 'Bout time it takes one home.

Worst Screen Couple/Worst Screen Ensemble

• Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter
• Josh Brolin's Face & Megan Fox's Accent, Jonah Hex
• The Entire Cast, The Last Airbender
• The Entire Cast, Sex & The City 2
• The Entire Cast, Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Token Pick: Josh Brolin's Face & Megan Fox's Accent. Brolin's face alone was freakin' horrible.

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D

• Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore
• Clash of the Titans
• The Last Airbender
• Nutcracker 3-D
• Saw 3-D (aka Saw VII)

Token Pick: Nutcracker 3-D. From everything I read from the Boston Globe review of Nutcracker 3-D, not only was the 3-D horrendously bad (as any post-conversion will be), but the movie took away the heart and sole of the story: the music.

Worst Actress

• Jennifer Aniston, The Bounty Hunter & The Switch
• Miley Cyrus, The Last Song
• The Four "Gal Pals," Sex & The City 2
• Megan Fox, Jonah Hex
• Kristen Stewart, Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Token Pick: Miley Cyrus. I don't know how she's been able to stay a star in the first place.

Worst Actor

• Jack Black, Gulliver's Travels
• Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter
• Ashton Kutcher, Killers & Valentine's Day
• Taylor Lautner, Twilight Saga: Eclipse & Valentine's Day
• Robert Pattinson, Remember Me & Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Token Pick: Taylor Lautner. Any actor who never puts his shirt on in a movie deserves to be labeled the worst.

Worst Picture

• The Bounty Hunter
• The Last Airbender
• Sex & The City 2
• Twilight Saga: Eclipse
• Vampires Suck

Token Pick: Vampires Suck. Of all the films nominated, this one recieved the lowest score from RottenTomatoes.com. Give it the Golden Razzie.

Check out all the nominees for the Razzies here.